(-:
...User is left handed. %-) ...User has been staring at a green screen for 15
hours straight.
:*) ...User is drunk.
[:] ...User is a robot.
8-) ...User is wearing sunglasses.
B:-) ...Sunglasses on head.
::-) ...User wears normal glasses.
B-) ...User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
8:-) ...User is a little girl.
:-)-8 ...User is a Big girl.
:-{) User has a mustache.
:-{ 2 ...User wears lipstick.
{:-) ...User wears a toupee.
}:-( ...Toupee in an updraft.
:-[ ...User is a vampire.
:-E ...Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F ...Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-7 ...User juust made a wry statement.
:-* ...User just ate something sour.
:-)~ ...User drools.
:-~) ...User has a cold.
:'-( ...User is crying.
:'-) ...User is so happy, s/he is crying.
:-@ ...User is screaming.
:-# ...User wears braces.
:^) ...User has a broken nose.
:v) ...User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
:_) ...User's nose is sliding off of his face.
:<) ...User is from an Ivy League School.
:-& ...User is tongue tied.
=:-) ...User is a hosehead.
-:-) ...User is a punk rocker.
-:-( ...Real punk rockers don't smile.
:=) ...User has two noses.
+-:-) ...User is the Pope or holds some other religious
office.
`:-) ...User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.
,:-) ...Same thing...other side.
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|-I ...User is asleep. |-O ...User is yawning/snoring.
:-Q ...User is a smoker.
:-? ...User smokes a pipe.
O-) ...Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is
a scuba diver)
O :-) ...User is an angel (at heart, at least).
:-` ...User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
:-S ...User just made an incoherent statement.
:-D ...User is laughing (at you!)
:-X ...User's lips are sealed.
:-C User is really bummed.
<|-) ...User is Chinese.
<|-( ...User is Chinese and doesn't like these
kind of jokes.
:-/ ...User is skeptical.
C=:-) ...User is a chef.
@= ...User is pro-nuclear war.
*<:-) ...User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
:-o ...Uh oh! \
(8-o ...It's Mr. Bill!
*:o) ...And Bozo the Clown!
3:] ...Pet smiley.
3:[ ...Mean Pet smiley.
d8= ...Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a
hard hat.
E-:-) ...User is a Ham radio operator.
:-9 ...User is licking his/her lips.
%-6 ...User is braindead.
[:-) ....User is wearing a walkman.
(:I ...User is an egghead.
<:-I ...User is a dunce.
K:P ...User is a little kid with a propeller
beenie.
@:-) ...User is wearing a turban.
:-0 ...No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-: ...Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.
.-) ...User only has one eye.
,-) ...Ditto...but he's winking.
X-( ...User just died.
8 :-) ...User is a wizard.
-=* :-) ...User is a TeX wizard.
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