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Basic Smileys Widely Used Smileys Midget Smileys
Mega Smileys Usenet Smileys Emotional Smileys

 

Basic Smileys
:-) ....Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over e-mail.

;-) ....Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.

:-( ....Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I ....Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-)

:-> ....User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-)

>:-> ....User just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> ....Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

 

Widely Used Smileys
(-: ...User is left handed.

%-) ...User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) ...User is drunk.

[:] ...User is a robot.

8-) ...User is wearing sunglasses.

B:-) ...Sunglasses on head.

::-) ...User wears normal glasses.

B-) ...User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8:-) ...User is a little girl.

:-)-8 ...User is a Big girl.

:-{) User has a mustache.

:-{ 2 ...User wears lipstick.

{:-) ...User wears a toupee.

}:-( ...Toupee in an updraft.

:-[ ...User is a vampire.

:-E ...Bucktoothed vampire.

:-F ...Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 ...User juust made a wry statement.

:-* ...User just ate something sour.

:-)~ ...User drools.

:-~) ...User has a cold.

:'-( ...User is crying.

:'-) ...User is so happy, s/he is crying.

:-@ ...User is screaming.

:-# ...User wears braces.

:^) ...User has a broken nose.

:v) ...User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.

:_) ...User's nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) ...User is from an Ivy League School.

:-& ...User is tongue tied.

=:-) ...User is a hosehead.

-:-) ...User is a punk rocker.

-:-( ...Real punk rockers don't smile.

:=) ...User has two noses.

+-:-) ...User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

`:-) ...User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

,:-) ...Same thing...other side.

|-I ...User is asleep.

|-O ...User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q ...User is a smoker.

:-? ...User smokes a pipe.

O-) ...Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) ...User is an angel (at heart, at least).

:-` ...User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-S ...User just made an incoherent statement.

:-D ...User is laughing (at you!)

:-X ...User's lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) ...User is Chinese.

<|-( ...User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.

:-/ ...User is skeptical.

C=:-) ...User is a chef.

@= ...User is pro-nuclear war.

*<:-) ...User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

:-o ...Uh oh! \

(8-o ...It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) ...And Bozo the Clown!

3:] ...Pet smiley.

3:[ ...Mean Pet smiley.

d8= ...Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) ...User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 ...User is licking his/her lips.

%-6 ...User is braindead.

[:-) ....User is wearing a walkman.

(:I ...User is an egghead.

<:-I ...User is a dunce.

K:P ...User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.

@:-) ...User is wearing a turban.

:-0 ...No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: ...Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) ...User only has one eye.

,-) ...Ditto...but he's winking.

X-( ...User just died.

8 :-) ...User is a wizard.

-=* :-) ...User is a TeX wizard.

 

Midget Smileys
:) .....Midget smiley.

:] .....Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) ...Variation on a theme...

:} ....What should we call these? (what?)

:) ......Happy.

:> .....What?

:@ ....What?

:D .....Laughter.

:I ......Hmmm...

:( ......Sad.

:[ ....Real Downer.

:< .....What?

:{ ....What?

:O .....Yelling.

:C .....What?

:Q .....What?

:,( .....Crying.

[] ......Hugs and ...

:* ......Kisses.

|I .......Asleep.

^o ....Snoring.

 

Mega Smileys

C= 2>;*{ ))

A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:^#})

Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley wit a double-chin.

 

Usenet Smileys
~~:-( ...Net.flame

O |-) ...Net.religion

8 :-I ...Net.unix-wizards

X-( .....Net.suicide

E-:-I ../Net.ham-radio

 

Emotional Smileys
:-) .....ha ha

|-) .....hee hee

|-D ....ho ho

:-> ....hey hey

:-( .....boo hoo

:-I .....hmmm

:-O ....oops

:-P ....nyahhhh!

 

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